I came here to chew gum and fuck robots

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
heytherefellowsapiens
direwoman

i hate that i have to keep reminding people of this but if you are sending money to a sex worker for any service or content please do not put ANYTHING in the memo field unless told otherwise by the provider

don't try to be cute or funny with it, the best way to make them smile is by following directions 💕

james-silvercat

Paypal, for one, will delete someone's account and steal their money if they catch a whiff of your transaction being in any way nsfw, DO NOT SAY SHIT, just silently send the money as you are told if you need to speak something regarding it do so via DIRECT MESSAGES and FAR from the program of the transaction

lunaticobscurity

i would go as far as to say never to add notes to paypal transactions. i recently saw someone have their account frozen from buying anime vhs tapes, because the anime in question happened to have the word "persia" in the title.

you never know what kind of weird thing is going to trigger their algorithm, so just don't

magspag

It's been over a decade, but I'm still saddled with a lifetime ban from paypal and by extension venmo because one of my friends who was paying me back for buying him and his gf at the time dinner thought it would be funny to include "for sensual massage" in the notes section and not only did they not let the transaction go through they took back all the money anybody had EVER sent me via paypal, which thankfully wasn't much.

genderkoolaid

Anonymous asked:

if u have piv sex ur a woman cuz no trans man would ever like that due to dysphoria

degenderates answered:

L + ratio + trans men’s experiences are not all the same + dysphoria manifests differently in different people + I’m genderqueer + boypussy + i come so hard when there’s a cock pounding my gspot . cry about it

Minors dni Anon is probably mad cause a guy wouldn't let them hit
carrieeve
wovesaxe

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